tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post2251423296223918330..comments2023-10-17T08:16:35.305-04:00Comments on That's Why: Rescued and Rerun: Vaginally Yourslisahgoldenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-89097107205767716642009-11-07T14:55:24.216-05:002009-11-07T14:55:24.216-05:00Wonderful stories which remind me why I had c-sect...Wonderful stories which remind me why I had c-sections.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12768569658001165651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-69394312098690516002009-10-27T21:43:53.155-04:002009-10-27T21:43:53.155-04:00Oh Lisa, you have a gift for storytelling like no ...Oh Lisa, you have a gift for storytelling like no other woman I know. Anyone who's had a child was right there with you as you described the experiences. I'm one of those people who only had one partially because that first husband was no Mathman :-)susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-24756370446785173982009-10-27T00:25:17.695-04:002009-10-27T00:25:17.695-04:00Yeah, nobody tells you your uterus is going to sta...Yeah, nobody tells you your uterus is going to start drooping from all the trauma it's been through, plus all that other good stuff, eh? This is when a good surgeon can be a woman's best friend.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-22199647783895070072009-10-26T20:17:12.549-04:002009-10-26T20:17:12.549-04:00I feel so much closer to you than before I read th...I feel so much closer to you than before I read this. You really have no inhibitions, do you, dearest?<br /><br />XOX<br /><br />PS When I had baby #2, I informed the midwife I did not intend to push. She could pull; she was getting paid to do more than just sit there.Fantastic Forresthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044290192610027408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-73275627952247908062009-10-26T12:44:14.589-04:002009-10-26T12:44:14.589-04:00Face-up babies? Check. Fisting by doctor? Check...Face-up babies? Check. Fisting by doctor? Check, the second time. (first baby born face-up; her little face was bruised.) Tearing? Oh, yes. My doctor is not pro-episiotomy. I had a large, jagged cut. I thought I would bleed to death on the table. My husband was over looking at the baby.<br /><br />Thanks for the memories.Ubermilfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08685628102770311287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-29675864948709253322009-10-26T09:42:58.148-04:002009-10-26T09:42:58.148-04:00"After all that, I feared that one could driv..."After all that, I feared that one could drive a small delivery truck through my birth canal without losing a mirror." funny post Lisa, you are a hoot.Sandy Underpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02984008273080702795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-19321861263878849972009-10-25T15:56:31.125-04:002009-10-25T15:56:31.125-04:00I know I read this before, but somehow it was so m...I know I read this before, but somehow it was so much funnier to me this time. I love it when you share with us about your "no-longer-private parts." Your description of having S without messing up your lipstick, especially. (Don't tell Sarah Palin that line.) I was cheated a little as #3 had to cord around his neck several times, but I was fortunate to have a midwife who knew how to fist me just right and unwrap it before he's even really begun passing through my only partially dilated cervix. Yoww! Then, poor number four. I was so ready to have him out, when he was in Nate's position, he had a little distress and I pushed him out so fast his collar bone broke. It wasn't the pushing for me, but the dilating that was a bitch. Thanks for the opportunity to tell the birth stories. I was skinnier than ever after # three and damn if I didn't go have the one that made me fat. Love you.Freida Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-16797898857981079782009-10-25T09:00:11.065-04:002009-10-25T09:00:11.065-04:00This is one of the MANY reasons I only have one ch...This is one of the MANY reasons I only have one child.rennratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08258514296905380163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-32285201170085487242009-10-24T22:34:29.658-04:002009-10-24T22:34:29.658-04:00Message me, I have a sex toy for you. Several in f...Message me, I have a sex toy for you. Several in fact.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-78378995336821130572009-10-24T21:01:05.806-04:002009-10-24T21:01:05.806-04:00Oh my gosh, you crack me UP, Lisa! :) How horrify...Oh my gosh, you crack me UP, Lisa! :) How horrifying it all sounds...now I'm really wondering if I want to go through it all someday! *grin* But it's all worth it...right? Right? *smiles*Miss Healthypantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02388211920649065327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-82586258489118513092009-10-23T22:31:54.728-04:002009-10-23T22:31:54.728-04:00Kind of ironic that Resident Evil was the easiest ...Kind of ironic that Resident Evil was the easiest birth. As for the tearing, my grandmother had all four kids at home and, as she told my aunt, after she tore the sewed her up "cruda." That's Sicilian for "with no fucking anesthesia." Ouch.Pissed in NYChttp://icantbelieveitsnotademocracy.blogs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-54957227782053177092009-10-23T21:43:08.186-04:002009-10-23T21:43:08.186-04:00Oh yes, the one thing NO ONE ever tells you about ...Oh yes, the one thing NO ONE ever tells you about child birth. The first poo. When you're scared if you push, all your internal organs will fall out. But you push away for days and nothing happens.<br /><br />After 4 kids I've learned that fibre is your friend.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527588191107839720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-52857371355831309302009-10-23T19:11:22.811-04:002009-10-23T19:11:22.811-04:00That was funny, but the memory of my own similar s...That was funny, but the memory of my own similar suffering is far too green for me to really laugh it up.Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-18320205679826657542009-10-23T14:17:48.924-04:002009-10-23T14:17:48.924-04:00also alternately cringing and laughing--hope the d...also alternately cringing and laughing--hope the drooping got repaired--that teeth rattling stuff is for the young-uns anyway...nowadays we middleage mamas have to 'glide'...Christine--RHPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14209880537597263440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-62355749908877637712009-10-23T13:34:43.122-04:002009-10-23T13:34:43.122-04:00Torn between LMAO and wincing in empathy at the de...Torn between LMAO and wincing in empathy at the description of the posterior presentations.Nanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18359007443116549436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-91590052699247628482009-10-23T11:48:37.858-04:002009-10-23T11:48:37.858-04:00I'm going to say that I'm glad I'm a d...I'm going to say that I'm glad I'm a dude and now I'm going to run away before you get hit with another round of charges.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-82138180389025325202009-10-23T09:47:59.099-04:002009-10-23T09:47:59.099-04:00Consistency is the Hobgoblin of small minds. Glad...Consistency is the Hobgoblin of small minds. Glad to hear you are getting parts of your old blog back.Kulkurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09198195648066700925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-82522241783395854422009-10-23T09:44:21.378-04:002009-10-23T09:44:21.378-04:00Ahahahaha! Omg... this is so good I'm linking ...Ahahahaha! Omg... this is so good I'm linking to yesterday's TMIT. HILARIOUS!!!!!!rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-80536388585846771712009-10-23T07:29:21.170-04:002009-10-23T07:29:21.170-04:00So did you have surgery to repair the drooping?So did you have surgery to repair the drooping?The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.com