tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post5435773829815897757..comments2023-10-17T08:16:35.305-04:00Comments on That's Why: The One Where I Discuss Unruly Members of Congresslisahgoldenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-23274025456252913082011-06-08T14:15:50.083-04:002011-06-08T14:15:50.083-04:00Sorry, this was posted under the wrong post...
Won...Sorry, this was posted under the wrong post...<br />Wonderful article, but I think it misses a significant point...it's not just what the picture was...it was the fact that this married Congressman was doing it with someone other than his wife (and now we know with multiple someones).<br /><br />I know people will say it's a private matter, he's an adult, should not be involved in his personal business...but he's an elected official who asks people to vote for him, give him power, based on who he is...well, now we know. It was private til he made it public, then tried to cover it up. He was perfectly willing to stand by while others were accused of perpetrating this "hack" on him...if he'd lie about this, what wouldn't he lie about? And if it's not something to be ashamed of doing, why lie at all? Why not just say yeah i did it..I enjoy doing it....<br /><br />How many of you out there would give a pass to your significant other if you caught them doing this? And then lying about it, and trying to portray yourself as a victim of character assassination...turns out he's a victim of character definitionJonahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04399413461469461967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-29366836717281670842011-06-07T15:29:20.474-04:002011-06-07T15:29:20.474-04:00I can't remember the last time I laughed so ha...I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard, out loud!<br /><br />You. Are. Brilliant.kkrynohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07727264476742817993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-35578335875557151622011-06-06T22:46:55.775-04:002011-06-06T22:46:55.775-04:00Well, you couldn't exactly call it a wee-wee, ...Well, you couldn't exactly call it a wee-wee, because apparently Rep. Weiner is packing. That said, how fucking stupid can he be? Christ, I thought he was smarter than the others. Oh well, he won't be mayor of NY--some other dick will win (yeah, meant it). <br />The only good thing about this bullshit is this: republicans want to taunt him, but you know they are in awe. I wonder how many will stand a bit to close to him now. They are republicans, after all.gmbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12838413091600247047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-21360432989958118242011-06-06T16:13:20.386-04:002011-06-06T16:13:20.386-04:00Lisa, what else would you expect from a weiner?Lisa, what else would you expect from a weiner?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-30473575490800638422011-06-06T15:58:56.123-04:002011-06-06T15:58:56.123-04:00The whole thing is just silly. I don't see ho...The whole thing is just silly. I don't see how a clothed penis is even worth a denial. <br /><br />And since my family played he penis game at Thanksgiving - we certainly are raising a generation which will not have a problem using proper nouns!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12768569658001165651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-64453786324641193282011-06-05T20:10:07.225-04:002011-06-05T20:10:07.225-04:00Some people are just such penises.Some people are just such penises.sherry stanfa-stanleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00680055033925659511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-90504154245877398122011-06-05T15:50:15.374-04:002011-06-05T15:50:15.374-04:00Um....
"Recently, I was unfriended on Faceb...Um.... <br /><br />"Recently, I was unfriended on Facebook by someone from my hometown because I used the proper term for the male genitals in a blog post."<br /><br />Are you kidding me? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my whole life.meleah rebeccahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08116656129112106780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-26985720090916193752011-06-05T13:54:18.562-04:002011-06-05T13:54:18.562-04:00My mother used to refer to my private parts as ...My mother used to refer to my private parts as 'peetail' and 'poop tail'.<br /><br />No matter how hard I looked, I never found a tail in either place. I seriously thought that something was wrong with me.<br /><br />I insist on using the correct terminology with Nooze. I don't want her worrying that she's somehow defective.rennratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08258514296905380163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-38047165415827300412011-06-05T12:56:32.616-04:002011-06-05T12:56:32.616-04:00The psychologist in me was marking every red flag ...The psychologist in me was marking every red flag as I watched this story unfold. Distinct avoidance stuttering in narratives. Eye contact was bewildering, reminded me oddly of Sarah Palin and her dippy ignorant rendering of Paul Revere's ride where she seemed to totally miss the part where he was supposedly ranting about "The British are coming!"<br /><br />And then, a co-worker told me, "You should see his wife! She is gorgeous!" And I kept wondering what the hell THAT had to do with anything. I mean both John E and Arnold S had nice looking wives...<br /><br />This led me to wonder about Sarah and Mr. Weiner as a potential couple. Which is just the way my brain works in the Summertime when it is too damn hot to even moderately consider a penis...Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05049511202014141182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-19769019042736029092011-06-04T10:01:44.030-04:002011-06-04T10:01:44.030-04:00The Weiner kerfuffle made me rather happy we'r...The Weiner kerfuffle made me rather happy we're on vacation in the middle of nowhere with minimal exposure to the MSM. About the only news we've been hearing is from NPR. <br /><br />I've always been baffled by the ignorant puritanical types who freak out over words that are actual words, like "penis" or "vagina." It's like waving a huge sign saying "I'm an illiterate fool, and proud of it." But I guess when someone is truly a fucktard, that person is sufficiently brain dead that he or she doesn't know he or she is a fucktard.Nanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18359007443116549436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-13811193149266965222011-06-04T09:13:58.900-04:002011-06-04T09:13:58.900-04:00Whatever happened to the "Big Johnson" t...Whatever happened to the "Big Johnson" t-shirts. There a bunch of sayings about packing, driving, etc a Big Johnson.Kulkurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09198195648066700925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-90402067187862066182011-06-03T21:16:10.998-04:002011-06-03T21:16:10.998-04:00Which reminds me . . . Friend me?Which reminds me . . . Friend me?Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-47461952645147857282011-06-03T21:14:12.380-04:002011-06-03T21:14:12.380-04:00Your [former] friend is a dickwad. Nothing wrong w...Your [former] friend is a dickwad. Nothing wrong with using the word penis. This country is largely full of inexplicably puritanical numbnuts, and the rest of us just have to laugh at their Faux self-righteousness. Plus, Jesus had a penis, I'm pretty sure. <br /><br />Penis, penis, penis, penis. Sorry. I like a good penis too.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-38828420015110493572011-06-03T20:01:50.928-04:002011-06-03T20:01:50.928-04:00I can't be certain, but I believe "choad&...I can't be certain, but I believe "choad" is the flap of skin connecting the testicles to the penis...yes? And I can't believe someone would defriend you for using big girl terms.<br />And is it wrong that the fact that the word "penis" and all it's many variations had me glued to this post? Don't judge me.Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-82065491258927901052011-06-03T13:25:54.387-04:002011-06-03T13:25:54.387-04:00Prime example of the tale/tail wagging the dog aga...Prime example of the tale/tail wagging the dog again.The Crowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04846997590157958766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-90617257145778519712011-06-03T11:52:55.177-04:002011-06-03T11:52:55.177-04:00Would they be less offended if you used as plural ...Would they be less offended if you used as plural "penii"???<br />penis penis penis penis penis<br />(sorry, couldn't stop myself)<br />BDeb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-59453853839245535602011-06-02T20:59:00.108-04:002011-06-02T20:59:00.108-04:00I'm so out of it that even after looking at th...I'm so out of it that even after looking at the photo of the three of them I have no idea which one is Weiner - well, I know it wasn't the woman in the middle. You're right, right, right about the hyper-inflated media twaddle being ridiculous. I mean it's not like it was peeking up over the waistband all purple, glistening, and wearing a name tag. Half the population is enpenised last time I looked. We all have better subjects to consider.susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-46910960619768976962011-06-02T19:07:33.347-04:002011-06-02T19:07:33.347-04:00I had no clue another Porky's sequel was going...I had no clue another Porky's sequel was going on until today when people were posting about it.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-76007299178012145782011-06-02T17:05:35.957-04:002011-06-02T17:05:35.957-04:00Charlene - Me, too. Hateful gag. And I like your s...Charlene - Me, too. Hateful gag. And I like your straightforward approach to the name. Dick.lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-80183182156452441722011-06-02T17:03:46.562-04:002011-06-02T17:03:46.562-04:00Fran! Yes.
Bill, Perfect!
Little Merry Sunshine, S...Fran! Yes.<br />Bill, Perfect!<br />Little Merry Sunshine, Same here. Good luck, you may be next!<br />Rick, thanks. Laughing is good, laughing out loud even better! The plot thickens. http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/06/02/breitbart_patriotusa_emails<br />MSB - I loaded this thing with puns and "junk."<br />RennRatt - You know what happends when you bring up Johnny G., right? Picture time!<br />Lyra - I don't own a suit anymore. I wonder what's rocking at the Goodwill.<br />Dr. MVM - Well said, sir. Yes.<br />teri - this is my kind of scandal, for sure. Also, that unfriend pushed my buttons more by trying to tell me how to write than by claiming not to be political before making political statements with the cheesy haha disclaimer.<br />Abu - Are you referring to Andrew B? Yes, he's in it up to his piggy eyeballs.<br />averil - I'm sorry. Tell your boss that you were taking a laugh break in lieu of a coffee break BEFORE you shiv her with the paper clip.<br />susan - now that's a compliment that will have me sailing through my day.<br />Mommy Lisa - There's always more penis coming. Also, I need to take better notes. Mr. G. has been tossing off some great tweets that I can't remember long enough to tweet.lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-14622769140419055082011-06-02T16:56:36.448-04:002011-06-02T16:56:36.448-04:00International Penis Protocol, IPP!
I always call ...International Penis Protocol, IPP!<br /><br />I always call it Dick. That way I can discuss the human attached to it in many cases. I mean was there ever a more appropriate name for Mr. Cheney?<br /><br />I don't care about Mr. W's dick. I've seen a sufficient supply of them in pictures sent to me by people I know and do not know, often claiming incorrectly to be their personal dick when in fact after further research have been confirmed to be owned by somoene they don't even know! The very idea.<br /><br />It's not like he's sleeping with his employee's wife or tap dancing in a public toilet or something.*<br /><br />*I believe the whoel thing is a hateful gag.Charlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17167633465853736197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-24905580889884819822011-06-02T15:17:11.391-04:002011-06-02T15:17:11.391-04:00Oh and "What Fran said."Oh and "What Fran said."MommyLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288191448338432734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-5027026026017866922011-06-02T15:16:53.283-04:002011-06-02T15:16:53.283-04:00Why do I always miss out on the penis. Damn it!Why do I always miss out on the penis. Damn it!MommyLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288191448338432734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-50117836441600460762011-06-02T14:48:07.343-04:002011-06-02T14:48:07.343-04:00I don't need to watch TV because you're be...I don't need to watch TV because you're better than TV.Susan Tinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11900811284963063686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-80026700407286465422011-06-02T14:13:38.681-04:002011-06-02T14:13:38.681-04:00Oh Jesus. Tears are running down my face. I CANNOT...Oh Jesus. Tears are running down my face. I CANNOT read you at work. Note to self.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com