tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post6279421131234987320..comments2023-10-17T08:16:35.305-04:00Comments on That's Why: Adventures in Real Parenting: Porn Patrollisahgoldenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-27442645361486145272012-09-20T08:53:42.986-04:002012-09-20T08:53:42.986-04:00There are actually software titles that install an...There are actually software titles that install and run superstitiously, giving you complete and unfettered access to every keystroke your teen, or anyone, makes on the computer. Many titles also do screen captures every X-seconds (a value you can configure) so you can also see what they see. Who's to say someone doesn't innocuously enter a web address but they fat-finger the keys and are taken to a land of enchantment and debauchery? This lets you see what they see and do so you can have some peace of mind as a parent.<br /><br />For anyone feeling it's an invasion of privacy, my counter would be (as a parent), ''As long as you're living under my roof...'' or, at the very least, the truth, ''There's an ugly world out there and I want to protect you from it as long as I can. If you're curious about sex and sexuality, I'll gladly explain everything to you in whatever fashion helps you to understand. But porn is strictly verboten.''Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12098158757613945087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-38178561770882958282012-09-20T08:51:47.286-04:002012-09-20T08:51:47.286-04:00There are actually software titles that install an...There are actually software titles that install and run superstitiously, giving you complete and unfettered access to every keystroke your teen, or anyone, makes on the computer. Many titles also do screen captures every X-seconds (a value you can configure) so you can also see what they see. Who's to say someone doesn't innocuously enter a web address but they fat-finger the keys and are taken to a land of enchantment and debauchery? This lets you see what they see and do so you can have some peace of mind as a parent.<br /><br />For anyone feeling it's an invasion of privacy, my counter would be (as a parent), ''As long as you're living under my roof...'' or, at the very least, the truth, ''There's an ugly world out there and I want to protect you from it as long as I can. If you're curious about sex and sexuality, I'll gladly explain everything to you in whatever fashion helps you to understand. But porn is strictly verboten.''Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12098158757613945087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-17372146625100246932012-08-13T10:46:09.140-04:002012-08-13T10:46:09.140-04:00This post made me not so scared to be a parent. Yo...This post made me not so scared to be a parent. You are awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-38448882827240576082012-08-13T08:55:53.687-04:002012-08-13T08:55:53.687-04:00Looks like your son knew exactly how to press your...Looks like your son knew exactly how to press your buttons, by repeatedly asking for the password at inopportune times, so you would give up and give him the password.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-28638153323575082262012-08-08T03:52:17.748-04:002012-08-08T03:52:17.748-04:00duhduhAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-50613191236777309692012-08-05T10:02:50.741-04:002012-08-05T10:02:50.741-04:00I really wish I had thought of using that line for...I really wish I had thought of using that line for my boys. It's not too late though. They are headed to college and we all know what goes on there. I have started to realize it's a fact of life but I worry that they will stumble upon the young stuff and then be jailed and labeled. I'm truly going to tell him I have pictures out there and remind him how screwed up our family is and that his grandma has started posting pics of herself recently to make supplemental income.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-63687950028941767762011-03-27T00:35:39.109-04:002011-03-27T00:35:39.109-04:00I remember reading this the first time. Loved it ...I remember reading this the first time. Loved it then, love it now. This post is why you should write a book about parenting.gmbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12838413091600247047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-33442005994284353192011-03-25T09:24:13.310-04:002011-03-25T09:24:13.310-04:00My sons are young teens now, so I have thought abo...My sons are young teens now, so I have thought about this. I had to make myself realize that I myself wouldn't have done anything particularly bad if I had had such easy viewing available to me. I still would have grown up to be a fine, responsible adult, so I am not deadset against it. I won't hand it to them or suggest they seek it out, but...Ted Crosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09022309459554237650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-19957861390593342212011-03-24T02:50:29.961-04:002011-03-24T02:50:29.961-04:00Oh Oh Oh this made me howl. Brilliant. Mother f-in...Oh Oh Oh this made me howl. Brilliant. Mother f-ing genius.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17041122116481448321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-57235854974461971862011-03-23T22:52:54.836-04:002011-03-23T22:52:54.836-04:00Still a hoot second time 'round, Young Lady. ...Still a hoot second time 'round, Young Lady. :)<br /><br />And for what it's worth, while this is wonderfully written, I do believe your present writing shows a good deal of growth beyond what we used to love so dearly.<br /><br />You should consider writing a book...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-66494142329562526462011-03-23T14:18:25.317-04:002011-03-23T14:18:25.317-04:00Worst Day Ever = walking into my son's bedroom...Worst Day Ever = walking into my son's bedroom without knocking, only to catch him "red handed" looking at porn. <br /><br />I will NEVER be the same after that - and I don't think HE will, either.<br /><br />*shudder*meleah rebeccahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08116656129112106780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-5880372794949944622011-03-23T11:35:39.593-04:002011-03-23T11:35:39.593-04:00Dr. MVM - Diabolical. I like that.
Ann - It's ...Dr. MVM - Diabolical. I like that.<br />Ann - It's still true, but the yoga pants are now sweats. Super!<br />Brave Sir Robin - :-D<br />Nan - You remembered! Thanks.<br />Deborah - You're my kind of mom.<br />Randal - Not where you are. Your guvner thinks it's an idiot.<br />Mommy L - thank you so much<br />Laura - If memory serves, we gave him some line about it being because he had his friends over a lot when we weren't home so it was to keep all of us out of trouble with the other parents of those kids who would force him to look at porn at our house.<br />MLight - Yes, but for how long?<br />Thomas!!! Clown porn. Hang on a second, I'll be right back.................................................................................... Oh.<br />Bill - if you're equating porn with filth, then I concur.<br />susan - Fingers crossed, the laughs will go on.<br />Latka - Those viruses came from downloading music. I'm sure of it.<br />CDP - I kept waiting for you to read the previous post and tell me to get down off the cross.<br />yogurt - We definitely have to worry about a different strain of stuff than our parents did.<br />Lyra - Thanks! But are you sure?<br />LoriDyan - It was effective for a while.<br />Mountjoy - No!!! Now I'm back to being that bad influence. Damn it.<br />Renn - Me, too. Yikes.<br />averil - Because you're a much nicer, much more subtle mother.<br />amyg - thankfully he doesn't read the blog. I don't think he does. I mean, he's still speaking to me.<br />MSB - Thanks. I like being wicked and diabolical.<br />Barbara - Thanks!lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-51598196332827150592011-03-23T09:18:05.223-04:002011-03-23T09:18:05.223-04:00Abso-frickin' brilliant!!
BAbso-frickin' brilliant!!<br />BDeb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-80566104095161091392011-03-23T06:06:45.120-04:002011-03-23T06:06:45.120-04:00You are wicked. And I so approve.You are wicked. And I so approve.Msbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00603485735930378064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-79757841275057100432011-03-23T00:27:29.045-04:002011-03-23T00:27:29.045-04:00oh your poor boy--to have this posted once was pro...oh your poor boy--to have this posted once was probably enough to keep him away from the web. but TWICE!? good lord. <br /><br />funny funny funny stuff...for me, worth whatever sexual-psycho damage your poor son has had to suffer. (just kidding, nate)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-21661311810104914672011-03-23T00:07:22.866-04:002011-03-23T00:07:22.866-04:00Now why didn't I think of that?Now why didn't I think of that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-73373813428477396592011-03-22T23:43:47.959-04:002011-03-22T23:43:47.959-04:00Okay, Thomas. I am now trying to figure out how t...Okay, Thomas. I am now trying to figure out how to get the mental pictures related to "Clown Porn" out of my head.<br /><br />You'll be paying for my therapist.rennratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08258514296905380163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-79729005157966103752011-03-22T23:31:44.439-04:002011-03-22T23:31:44.439-04:00What kind of mischief are you up to today?
Well n...<i>What kind of mischief are you up to today?</i><br /><br />Well now that you've tipped me off, I'm going to be surfing the web, looking up just what bukkake, fisting, anal and fetish are!<br /><br />*Says Mountjoy, paragon of virtue, and pure as the driven snow...*Mountjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14151412968710588643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-24043082307195395432011-03-22T23:27:41.743-04:002011-03-22T23:27:41.743-04:00omiGOD! I am totally using this one when my son ge...omiGOD! I am totally using this one when my son gets older. Bravo, Lisa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-22500707482207355552011-03-22T22:46:06.361-04:002011-03-22T22:46:06.361-04:00Lisa,
You are now and forever my go to on all thin...Lisa,<br />You are now and forever my go to on all things raising boys.<br /><br />I cannot overstate, that was brilliant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-35612791345855093362011-03-22T22:39:24.883-04:002011-03-22T22:39:24.883-04:00This porn action is very high on my worry radar. V...This porn action is very high on my worry radar. Violent porn is my big concern but fetish is up there too. Keeping an eye on it gets complicated when grandma gives the 12 yr olds a laptop.shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-17446781760939614882011-03-22T21:23:51.510-04:002011-03-22T21:23:51.510-04:00I actually remember reading this the first time!I actually remember reading this the first time!Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-12277410661881555852011-03-22T21:18:32.984-04:002011-03-22T21:18:32.984-04:00Great job Lisa! I remember when I found out my son...Great job Lisa! I remember when I found out my son (now 25) was sneaking my Playboy's to look at (yes, I read them for the articles.) While my wife was mortified, my gut reaction was "Yes, that's my boy!" Of course, I've had to clean his computer since then for viruses. I wonder where he got those from?Latkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06248245478315689002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-26564348715431396482011-03-22T20:40:28.381-04:002011-03-22T20:40:28.381-04:00You've been making me laugh for a long time :-...You've been making me laugh for a long time :-)susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3221819058568684886.post-77447157467355430202011-03-22T20:40:14.081-04:002011-03-22T20:40:14.081-04:00You've been making me laugh for a long time :-...You've been making me laugh for a long time :-)susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.com