Wednesday, February 10, 2010
On Second Thought
Okay, I take it back. I hate the Obamas. That Michelle Obama has some nerve sending me an email about obesity just after I typed the nutritional information for the two servings of chocolate covered raisins I consumed yesterday into my Sparkpeople page. Not to mention the two servings of malted milk balls that don't count because no one actually saw me eating them.
Who does she think she is? I mean, Laura Bush never tossed her cigarette into the White House's backyard and strolled into her office only to sit down and compose and send offensive emails out to the masses. Did she?
Michelle Obama and her long, lean self can stick it. I'd be much skinnier if I were six feet tall, too. She shouldn't be shaming me with her faux concern about fat people.
I'm gonna need some pie to recover from this outrage.