A couple of things you will never hear me say.
1. Big girl panties
First of all, what an interesting thing to say. And by interesting, I mean bless your heart, that sounds ridiculous. I mean, are some of you still wearing your little girl panties with the ruffles on the butt? What gives?
Also, I may be bitter because all my panties are BIG GIRL panties.
P.S. If you know where I can get some big girl panties with the ruffles on the butt, I'd love to hear from you.
2. Happy dance
Honestly? I don't dance when I'm happy. I don't dance when I'm sad. I eat.
Come to think of it, I also eat when I'm bored, waiting to pick kids up from this or that, watching television, going to movies, driving in the car, lonely, horny, frightened and/or wistful. In fact, the only time I don't eat is when I'm hungry and that's because with all that eating, I don't think I'm ever really, truly, physically experiencing hunger.
Maybe I should reconsider this dancing business.
See also: why do you want to make me think of Snoopy anyway?
3. This isn't something said. Instead it's something you'll never see on my vehicles. What is up with those window stickers that show the family?
Am I the only person who finds them odd? Maybe I'm too old now to appreciate the magic of having a window sticker depicting a nuclear family. I admit to a certain jadedness along with the sexy silver hair and need for bifocals.
I'm not entirely devoid of a soft side, however. I admit I got a chuckle out of the one I spied recently as I drove on I75. It had a Daddy Dalek, a Mommy Dalek, two little Daleks and K9.