Sunday, January 11, 2009

25 Ways to Coddle Your Man (and Earn His Appreciation)


I have fabulous commenters (no, really! not sucking up). You make me laugh. You make me cry. So far none of you have made me hurl. You make me think. You make me swear aloud at home and under my breath at work. You make me curious. You make me glad I do this blog thing.

This morning, my good friend, dream date and blogging partner somewhere else Freida of the Bees left a comment on this post and I immediately emailed her to say that her comment required oh so much more attention. I closed with a filthy line that would make your toes curl, but I'll save that for when I decide to go all erotica all the time.

As if. I couldn't write erotica every day. I have neither the attention span nor the imagination, but it's fun to threaten it, isn't it?

Anyway, Freida and I got on the phone this afternoon and collaborated on the expansion of her original comment. Now I'm not saying that we're going to drop blogging all together to jump feet first into the advice business, but when you see what we've come up with, you might just want to see us do just that. Give advice or quit blogging or turn in our feminist membership cards. Or stop breathing.

Impossible. We're the energizer bunnies of blogging. And now that we've been discovered by the Queens of Pink, well, let's just say we think our Carnival Cruise ship has come in and Kathie Lee Gifford is waving from the Main deck......

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  2. Now you've both gone ahead and spilled the beans about how to conduct the perfect marriage your next step has to be fame and fortune. Either that or permanent detention in a harem..

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  3. I am kind of stuck on the artificial hymen. Wow. Where was that when I needed it??

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  4. Need. Brain. Bleach.

    Must. Buy. More. Stolnichaya.

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  5. I do some of those, will think about some and some things I will never attempt.

    Hope you had a nice weekend. I can't believe it is already back to work Monday.

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  6. The two of you would be a hit on the advice circuit. With a little thought you could probably expand that into a book on how to please your man!!

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  7. Your advice columns would enrich the world, rather than make it consistently dumber like most do. Keep up the good work, gals!

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  8. Advice column? "50 Things Guys Wish You Knew"

    C'mon! Most dudes can only count to 38! Some chick-writer probably just made up the other 22!

    Just saying! ;)

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  9. Crap! I needed this list about 18 years ago. Too late now. Actually, all 32 could have just said "blow job" and you would have everything covered.

    A friend of mine wants to write a book about men titled "How does this affect my penis?"

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  10. Next thing you know, you'll have those Surrendered Wives looking to recruit you

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  11. This is very funny, but I am a bit scared as a man that with you and Frieda teaming up you will spill all of the secrets of us menfolk.

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  12. I need to read a lot more of this kind of thing, so I can get better at being a man. I'm not doing so well, judging by your 25...

    Not sure what that makes me - better ask MLight, since she had the major hand in making me what I am today (as opposed to the thing you describe on Freida Bee's blog post...)

    And in this house not just the seat but the lid is always down when the equipment is not in use. Cats don't like surprises when they jump up on things. So I don't deserve to lose man points on that item, since it's not in play in this house...

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  13. You two should compile more of this for book form. Really. Funnier than most of stuff out there.

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  15. It's Great to see such respect (finally) shown to us Real Men!

    Thanks very much! Your sincerity and honest truths are most helpful!

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  16. OK, so, I know this wasn't your goal, but you totally made me crave hot dogs when I read this last night. Hot dogs! So unhelpful! (not blaming you, but rather, my hormones)

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  17. Just catching up here (blasted work, takes up so darn much time!). Must get over to Freida's place and read her list, need to follow all your links, etc. Need another weekend!!!

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