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But this is time sensitive so let's get to it! One of you may have a vacation depending on it.
Order Fifty Shades of Funny before midnight tonight (November 26th) and for every Amazon book order, of the softcover or Kindle, you are eligible for a free beach vacation that includes a week at the Cottages of Shipyard in Hilton Head, a four star resort, and 50,000 US Airways miles (typically good for 2 round-trip tickets in the United States).
The vacation week is August 31-September 7, 2013.
To enter, email your Amazon receipt to email@example.com. One random winner will be chosen.
Order the book or I'll send you a cat. A very badly behaved cat. No givebacks.