Monday, April 28, 2014

Them what made me

Spotted in their home away from home.

I am a casino orphan.

Allow me to explain.

One of the reasons I moved back to Indiana was so that I could be near my parents who are, like the rest of us, getting on in years. To make good on my scheme to make their entire lives uncomfortable (just ask them), I am compelled to check in with them at least once a week to say hi and see what's in the refrigerator.  Here's what that looks like...

I pull into their driveway in my disaster on 4 wheels and assess the situation.  The closed garage door should be my first clue that they might not be at home, but I'm an optimist.

Press nose against the back door to see if Mom and Dad are sitting in their designated chairs. Seeing no signs of life, ring bell just for good measure. Press nose against the window again. Note that the lamp next to Mom's chair isn't on.

Good thing I know where to go next.

Drive the 1.4 minutes to the riverfront casino where my parents are part of a gang of hopeful hangabouts who wait for their names to be called so they can win something. Anything.  For the love of all things good and holy, let them win!

I park in the middle of nowhere because I don't want anyone to see me getting out of that wreck of a car and make the long schlep toward one of the grimmest places in the tri-state area for anyone under the age of 50.

After a visual sweep of the pavilion and sensing no parental vibes, I make my way onto the tethered riverboat through a wide, enclosed gangplank that reeks of what can best be described as Malboro Kotex.  Whoever thought you could mask cigarette funk with the flowery, powdery scent of a deodorant maxi pad is wrong. Dead wrong.

Once on board,  I head straight for the slots.  I know my parents. They like their pain a penny at a time.

I weave through the machines careful not to be distracted by the lights and dings and cha-chinging surrounding me. I glance at each person facing a machine, staring intently as the vision before them changes from an offering of  hope to a sad reality.  Another penny, quarter, dollar, fiver gone.

At that time of day, it's clear that at 48, I am bringing down the average age on board that boat by a couple of decades. I try to ignore the obvious - my hair color matches that of the oldest patrons inserting their gaming cards with quivering hands and willing the machines to do them a solid.

I forget that I should look first in the non-smoking area so I end up touring the entire facility with a visit into the games room just for good measure. Despite the cigarette smoke I've inhaled, I consider this time well-spent healthwise.  Steps taken, calories burned.

This method of parent tracking is hit or miss. Sometimes I find them later in the pavilion, tucked into a corner, strategically situated so they can watch the Reds game on the wall-mounted television, monitor the screen showing the names of the most recent prizewinners, listen to the music provided by some duo with a guitar and keyboard, and, most importantly, keep a sharp eye on the ebb and flow of the casino's patrons.  While it's true that the place has the feel of a disco nursing home, it's great for people watching.

Sometimes I never do find my parents, but am instead rewarded with chance encounters with various people from my past.  My first and sixth grade teacher.  The mother of the first boy I kissed. Another woman to whom I introduced myself, hand extended like a goon, only to discover that I once babysat for her boys while she attended a homemakers' club meeting with my mom.

Have I mentioned it's a little odd to come back here after being gone so long?

So this is new for me, the fact that my parents just hang out.  The fact that they hang out together is even more confounding.  As a kid, I thought they did so little together what with both of them working, my dad often on swing shifts at the factory, Mom working, but also volunteering and herding us from place to place. Who knew they might actually find contentment in one another's company? Contentment being open to interpretation, of course.

Yesterday I found them after clocking a few laps around the casino and took a seat at their little table in the corner. It was then that I discovered a few things:

1.  My dad makes up nicknames for everyone and doesn't seem to note the least bit of irony about dubbing someone else "Big Belly."

2.  My mother categorizes me as a cat person.  Imagine that.  When she introduced me to one of her friends, she mentioned that we had "that" in common.

3.  I'm really lucky to have this time to spend with my parents while we're all adults (mostly).  I know many people who never got that chance with their parents.

4. If the guy in the motorized wheelchair is wearing a Harley t-shirt and has a gleam in his eye, just do yourself a favor and step aside.


16 comments:

  1. haha...gotta watch out for those motorized chairs...its cool that they do things together...just hanging out...i have never been to a casino...can you believe it? its just i never had the opportunity...smiles.

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    1. Brian, it's definitely an experience.

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  2. You really are lucky. Ask every single question you want to know about them now. I never got that luxury. Glad to see you back, here. :)

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    1. Thanks, Jayne! Thank you for being here to read this.

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  3. We live where the Indian Casinos started. A guy started doing bingo and card games in his garage and then built a place on the rez. He got hauled into court for illegal gambling. The verdict was individuals couldn't run a casino but the tribe could as a sovereign nation. Anywho, we never go to the local casino because of all the Indian Casinos we've seen, this one is the dumpiest!!

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    1. I find casinos to be odd places, Kulkuri. I doubt I would go without the need to fetch my parentals.

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  4. I remember how surprised I was the time I went back to visit my parents only to find they'd developed the habit of watching a soap every afternoon after lunch. No, I can't recall which one. I used the time to sit outside and read for an hour. It was nice knowing they had one more thing in common to talk about - besides me.

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    1. The curse of the only child, right, susan?

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  5. I love your dad's blind eye to irony. My mom does the same thing when she talks about other people's clothing. (This is the woman who for years carried a huge gold bag with colored rhinestones the size of quails' eggs all over it.)

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    1. Right, Averil? Also like my grandmother who would say things like "You know, that OLD lady who lives on Mulberry Street......" OLD. And she was 90 herself.

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