Have Camera, Will Be Goofy

Some people should not be turned loose with a camera because they do things like this:

They take pictures of impractical houses to rent.
(Do not call landlords, this house is not right for you, Lisa, you know that. No one cares that it's a historical home.
It's probably infested with termites and does it even have indoor plumbing? Yeah, but look at those double doors! Painted RED, no less...)

They take pictures of cat or rather ask their kids to take pictures of stealth cat dookie.

They take pictures of body parts.

Sometimes not their own.









Give them software and they do crazy things like photo editing and.....

.....they make videos.

Of silly and mundane things, that have no business being videotaped.
(Note you can hear a truly typical exchange between MathMan and me.)

P.S. And when they go through Federal Court security, they remember to wear their ratty-ass non-wired white cotton bra that is falling apart and has a hole just to the left of their right nipple, but who cares?

And they would never dream of using the word shitter in front of the American flag.
The very idea.....shocking, People of the Internets, shocking.....