Thursday, February 12, 2009

Look at This!


Oh, dear lord, you think. What is she doing now?

Well, remember that whole gotta get some work done now that I'm taking on new duties at the paid job thing?

That. That's what I'm up to. So instead of attempting to pound out a few meaningful words that will ultimately fall short of their mark and leave us all wishing we had those eighty seconds back, I will do to you the same thing I do to MathMan when he seems to want to engage on some meaningful level and all I want to do is just stare out the window and breathe through my mouth while thinking of absolutely nothing.

I show him my pussy.


This one just complies because the kibble is worth it.

This one would prefer that we just go away. For good. But leave food. The good stuff.

I know, the joke's getting old, isn't it? Oh, well, come back later and I'll show you pictures of shaved beaver.

See you in a bit.............

23 comments:

  1. The pelt won't be worth much if you shave it!! Beaver pelts are prime at this time of year.

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  2. Beaver Tails are a wonder treat in our nations capitol. Many a winter day while visiting I have been tempted by the large number of vendors flocking the Beaver tail. They are a delight.

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  3. As Kulkuri said, but if you find a beaver with a thick, luxurious pelt, there is great potential.

    With just a dollop of mercury and a little work, Mathman can wear it as a hat.

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  4. I wonder if that soap is still made with olive and palm oils like it claims to be in that ad?

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  5. Those are some big pussies!

    Randal, I loved the Naked Gun series. Hilarious.

    Last night I was at a friend's house and her cat was shaved because she gets knots in her fur because she is on the rotund side and can't reach around to groom herself that well. So I guess you could say my friend has a shaved pussy.

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  6. Pussies, pussies everywhere!! More entertaining once I took my hands away from my eyes. I thought I might be in for some shock content....but I knew better.

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  7. Maybe you need your mouth washed out with some of that Palmolive? I wonder what your mother would say...still funny though, you got a guffah outta me and I am not laughing enough these days.

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  8. Old? Jesus, I laughed. Maybe cos I live in a village and no one talks like that :))

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  9. I'm just contemplating how very shallow I am. So I stare out the window with my mouth open trying very hard not to think about what it means that I have just discovered how very shallow I am.

    Your pussies make me want a pussy. I miss my pussy terribly.

    Randal, great clip.

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  10. Sometimes the old jokes are best revisited. :)

    And to Randall: thanks. Alot. :)

    Have a great Thursday!

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  11. Expected.

    But, still funny.

    Sorry haven't commented. Had a lot on the old mind. Dealing with stuff, etc. Still think of you often. Hope all is going well.

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  12. I can't abide people who make off colour jokes about their pussies.If you can't treat your pussy with a bit more respect you shouldn't be allowed to have one. And I am unanimous in that

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  13. LOL! :) I have to admit, I flash my boobs sometimes to win an argument with my hubby. It usually works. (Shh, don't tell anyone. *grin*)

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  14. Ya know... If you're not careful here, someone is liable to call the SPCA on you for shaving a wild beaver, or sick PETA on you for using one as a coat to begin with.

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  15. I hope you got a good deal on the beaver.

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  16. Okay... with the post at Odd Chick about Brazilian waxing, I know I'm right there with the correct picture in mind - but I just know we're going to get a photo of the largest North American rodent species, hairless, and I don't think I'll survive that vision undamaged. So please post a loud warning about that, if you keep your promise.

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  17. My long-hair cat (see avatar)has clumps on her lower back. She's going in for a shave next week. I called that proceedure a Buttzillian.

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  18. I don't get it. Are you trying to make some kind of double-entendre?

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  19. Chanty would like this post very much. So would all my colleagues in the porn industry.


    Hee hee hee.

    You know I am joking, right?

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