Monday, March 30, 2009

All the Clever Things I Should Say to You Got Stuck Somewhere

And so I'm punishing you with this YES, WE'RE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING place holder. Go on, click this link, you masochists. You know you like it when I punish you.

Take me home........no, really, take me home. Because I'm ready to be home. Pick a house, any house. Let's just be done with it already! Actually, look at our new neighbor. No, it's not a nuclear plant, it's coal fired! Bonus! Let's just hope that the coal ash pits are secure because guess who's going to be living in the back yard of this beast?

Cough, cough.



Because I like you so much better when you're naked, that's why!

29 comments:

  1. Aw Lisa, I feel so bad about the whole move thing. Now you live next door to what? Are you kidding me?

    Get insurance on your stuff if you can.

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  2. It's bound to get better soon. Keep smiling :-)

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  3. Get those kabobs ready for grilling. Looks like the fire is hot!! OMG, are you really that close?

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  4. Wow...well that may be the downside, but the upside is you are closer to civilization right??? I say, make the most out of this move, you and Mathman have a great sense of humor - and the posts to date are hilarious.

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  5. Well I like you naked too. Although we did once share a room - *sigh* - I never did quite get the look I wanted.

    Hang in there beautiful girl.

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  6. OMG I can't believe you have those so close to your place. That just is NOT right! They LOOK like nuclear power plants but that can't be right.

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  7. Hmmm...trying to put a positive spin on this location is kinda hard...

    I'm so sorry. :-(

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  8. Cooling Towers! You know that gets me RIGID, DCup!

    I'm sure the sunrise and sunset photographic possibilities are endless (tho you may need to get up at 2am to see the really bad puke they dump out those tall stacks....).

    I can't wait till you settle in.
    :-)

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  9. were the peeling bananas in the video supposed to mean anything? you know I'm kinda dense.

    Hang in there the move will be done at some future point in time yet to be determined.

    sending you and Mathman my best

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  10. Hopefully it's "clean coal..."

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  11. Oh my. Get a good air filter...for every room. Hope that you like the new digs, but I hope they are relatively temporary.

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  12. you guys can squeeze into my tiny apt if you want

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  13. Lisa, thanks so much for treating us to what might be the world's worst music video.
    And FranIAm, I'm sure you just mentioned sharing a hotel room with Lisa to torture me.
    I still wanna be the filling in a little Fran n' Lisa sammich.
    You two are such lesbian catnip!

    TEASERS.

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  14. Neat. You must be close to Etowah Mounds. Don't worry about the coal ash -- depending on which way the wind blows most of the time, it's the mercury in the discharge from the stacks that's going to do you in.

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  15. I said the same thing to my wife. Then she scoffed and left the room.

    How is the security there? Maybe you guys can steal lumps of coal to give as gifts for Xmas.

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  16. We currently live near a very contentiously debated coal burning plant. I guess the EPA gets upset and fines them or something but then...well, actually, I realize I have no details except that the EPA is involved. But main point is, it's kind of pretty and glowy and creepy looking at night.

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  17. Haven't you seen all the ads for "clean coal?" Surely they wouldn't lie to us now would they? Not our clean, forward- looking coal powered electric company. No we live in Utah where no one lies. Actually we Utahns have much in common with you deep south Southerners. It sucks here too and for most of the same reasons. Your winters are better and you have kudzu, but our summers are better and we don't have kudzu.

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  18. There's a whole lot of movin' goin' on! My sister arrives tomorrow! YIKES!!

    The house is clean, the oxygen delivered, and a self-cleaning litter box is awaiting our new arrival Sam!


    It's going to be an adventure!


    BAC

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  19. I just hope the third hand you develop proves to give you an evolutionary advantage.

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  20. I've always said McCain is more than welcome to build more nuke plants as long as we can bury the waste in his backyard.

    Hopefully you're upwind from that. If the kids whine show them pictures of all the Bushvilles springing up.

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  21. Yes, sculptural, especially in low light.

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  22. Clean Coal™ is good for you. **koff koff** Suck it in, don't cough it out!

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  23. "Because I like you so much better when you're naked, that's why!"
    You peeked!!

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  24. Does it look closer in the photo than it really is?

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  25. Nuclear power plant for a neighbor! How cool, You will no longer have to go outside now to get a tan!

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