You know, when you're trying to breathe when you're supposed to and not push when you're not supposed to and there's nothing between you and your pride but the twenty-seven people who've been viewing and discussing your birth canal and a desperate desire to have that baby out already, it never occurs to you that you'll one day find yourself helping that darling bundle of joy produce a language arts project that requires you to google pictures of Aryan symbols and Nazis in America.
But there you are.
Life ain't nothin' if it ain't unpredictable.
A White Power parade float miniature? Super.
Next time, he won't be picking something like Nazis in America as his research topic until after he knows what the tangible presentation project is.