I am officially too sick to write. My brain has taken leave, my typing fingers are in some kind of labor dispute involving Kleenex and hazardous nose waste. In case you'll be requiring a doctor's note, I have an afternoon appointment with cute Dr. Jayson that won't involved showing him my newly vajazzled nether regions. Unless, of course, he thinks that might help me recover from this horrendous crud. Who am I to question "alternative treatments?"
There is a bright side however. This presents a perfect opportunity to trot out this oldie, but goody....
So come back next Thursday for the vajazzle update? Adding it to my calendar, thanks.
And to counter the inevitable 14 billion suggestions involving chicken soup and water and Vick's, etc, a glass or two or three of wine a day helps keep reality at bay. Enjoy your doctoring.
Thank you for that Young Ones clip! I always loved how Neal already sounded congested and spoke through his nose.
Hope you feel better soon.
My only get-well-soon suggestion is to eat more garlic than you might normally. If it is useful in staving off sickness, certainly it would be useful in exorcising sickness.
Almost totally-unrelated-to-your-post factoid: did you know there are rare bacterial formations in some caves known as snottites? The colonies live in extreme environments (e.g., caves associated with hot springs) and resemble, you guessed, giant blobs of snot hanging from the cave ceiling.
Personally, I always found chicken soup rather boring. Southern Comfort is a much more effective cold medication.
I have the head cold du jour too. It's been spreading around work. Hope you feel better soon. For about 48 hours I must have been blwoing my nose continuously. Feel better.
Get well soon, sickie! If you like Mexican food, a little sopa de lima will make you feel better: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/07/dinner-tonight-lime-soup-sopa-de-lima.html
So come back next Thursday for the vajazzle update? Adding it to my calendar, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnd to counter the inevitable 14 billion suggestions involving chicken soup and water and Vick's, etc, a glass or two or three of wine a day helps keep reality at bay. Enjoy your doctoring.
Thank you for that Young Ones clip! I always loved how Neal already sounded congested and spoke through his nose.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon.
My only get-well-soon suggestion is to eat more garlic than you might normally. If it is useful in staving off sickness, certainly it would be useful in exorcising sickness.
Almost totally-unrelated-to-your-post factoid: did you know there are rare bacterial formations in some caves known as snottites? The colonies live in extreme environments (e.g., caves associated with hot springs) and resemble, you guessed, giant blobs of snot hanging from the cave ceiling.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I always found chicken soup rather boring. Southern Comfort is a much more effective cold medication.
Oh, Lisa, I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteForget wine, hit the hard hooch.
That episode has what might be my favourite line from the Young Ones ever:
ReplyDeleteI hope Mike hurries back with the cure!
No Neil, it's Madness this week.
What Randal said. And thanks for your help with my porn. In questions of an erotic nature you're the go to gal.
ReplyDeletesorry u r under the weather hope you get better soon (I'd suggest a 6 pack of Budweiser and a pack or Marloboros but hey that is my secret remedy)
ReplyDeleteI have the head cold du jour too. It's been spreading around work. Hope you feel better soon. For about 48 hours I must have been blwoing my nose continuously. Feel better.
ReplyDeleteI found you through Lilu’s TMI posts! Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. I hope you get better soon!
ReplyDeleteTell Mathman a full body massage will work all those toxins out.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to drink lots of water.
Get well soon, Love.
Vajazzle = best word evah.
ReplyDeleteGet well soon, sickie! If you like Mexican food, a little sopa de lima will make you feel better: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/07/dinner-tonight-lime-soup-sopa-de-lima.html
Oh that video was funny! I was sitting here crying, I was laughing so hard by the end!
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