Digressing, aren't I?
Oh, wait! she screeched. I had a question for you about Adult things. Sex things. Ready? Put your thinking caps on, please. I'll wait..........(deep breath)
WHEN DID SPITTING BECOME SEXY?
I swear, I like some good bondage or a girl on girl scene and sometimes you can find me sipping 7Up and giggling through a bit of bukkake, but for heaven's sake, stop with the spitting. It's kinda gross. Oh sure, I know it makes a fine lubricant in a pinch, but didn't your mother teach you anything?