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I was hausfrauing happily away in the kitchen when I realized I'd waited almost too long to head upstairs for my morning constitutional. I was at that point. So I run, literally, knocking over a kid, to the bathroom, remembering at the last second to dash by my nightstand to collect my book and cellphone. It might be awhile, you know? I'd hate to be in there too long with no entertainment.
Anyway, I sit just in time and decide to check Facebook on my phone because I don't want to start a new chapter in the book I'm reading. (I sensed I wouldn't be as long as I'd originally thought. The fiber I've been eating is doing its job nicely, after all.)
I hear a meow from above and realize that the kitten has had the misfortune to be trapped in the bathroom with me during my "break."
Oh well, too bad for her. I'm not getting up.
The kitten, unhappy with this arrangement meows again (as a warning I now realize) and leaps from the windowsill onto my back. She still has those very stabby kitten claws.
Thankfully, when I dropped my cellphone, it merely bounced off my thigh and clattered to the floor. I dislodged the kitten's claws from my back and remarked that it was only because I loved her so much that I wouldn't punish her in a most vile way.
"You would be far superior to the cheap one-ply on the roll," I purred at her before placing her gently on the floor.
Thanks to LiLu for putting together TMI Thursdays. It's been a lot of fun.
That was funny TMI.
ReplyDeleteAwww; I'm gonna miss TMIT.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could continue the tradition on a random basis just for fun?
Oh; and remember. Fiber is our friend! ;)
So, what, no TMIT featuring the buttplug?
ReplyDeleteFacebook has ruined everything!
Oh my darling, so happy to hear I'm not alone in grabbing cell phone and book when heading to the Loo.......I don't want to be bored you know!
ReplyDeletefunny TMI!
Back in the days of rural America circa 1900, it was common to round-up stray cats roaming a farm or dairy, put the cats in a sack and toss the sack into the river. They were much tougher (or brutal) in those days.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep all pussy jokes to myself.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a joke. A bear has just moved his bowels when a racoon trundles by. "Hey," says the bear, "Mr. Racoon, does shit stick to your fur?"
ReplyDelete"Why, yes, Mr. Bear, it does."
"Oh," says the bear.
Soon, a skunk wanders along. The bear asks the same question, and the skunk says that, yes, indeed, it does.
Finally, a rabbit hops in to view and gets the same question.
"Good," says the bear, who gabs the rabbit and proceeds to clean himself.
I suppose it's a kind of expansion on that age-old question first given perfect voice by Steve Martin - Does a bear shit in the woods?
i will miss TMI Thursdays!
ReplyDeleteThe book I can understand, but not so much the cellphone. I'd like to think there are still a few places left where a person can be detached from most worldly cares, and the throne is one of them.
ReplyDeleteWell if TMI must come to an end, what more appropriate place than the toilet, Eh?
ReplyDeleteIm sad Thursday TMI's are over - but you certainly went out with a bang!
ReplyDeleteYou would be far superior to the cheap one-ply on the roll
ReplyDeleteCareful Lisa. Unlike us, that cheap one ply has no claws. ;-)
With your writing skill and outre pov I'm sure you'll continue to regale us with TMI's but not necessarily only on Thursdays. You are a delight to read any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteare you training the cat to go in the toilet - can she flush it
ReplyDeleteLOL! :)
ReplyDeleteI hate those stabby kitten claws...
But what cat owner has not had this "special experience" of discovering a cat has joined them at that most "special" of moments? *grin*
Loved this!--now why are you quitting your TMI Thursdays? :) They're fun! :)
LOL! :)
ReplyDeleteI hate those stabby kitten claws...
But what cat owner has not had this "special experience" of discovering a cat has joined them at that most "special" of moments? *grin*
Loved this!--now why are you quitting your TMI Thursdays? :) They're fun! :)