1. You realize that you've been referring to scooping the litter box as panning for gold. For a while.
2. You find hissing a perfectly appropriate response to people who annoy you.
3. You call those little afternoon naps naps.
4. Maybe you drank from the toilet this morning, you're not telling.
5. Foreplay involves kneading your partner's thighs with your claws, gentle bites and purring. Lots and lots of purring.
6. You don't care if the salmon skin has been at the bottom of the trash can since yesterday's dinner.
7. Hang on, I have to scratch.
8. There's something caught in your throat and the only way to dislodge it is to get on your haunches and painfully hork it into one of your partner's best shoes.
9. When watching Tom and Jerry, you root for Tom.
10. It's not licking. It's grooming.
11. The clockwork mouse is a total bore but:
12. That catnip ball? Yeah.................roll that thing my way.