Gleanings

I needed a break from the war. How are you guys?

 There is a theme here. I can't explain the sudden focus. Sometimes these things just happen organically.

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First an Aunt B Story because I mentioned her once and didn't follow through.

Aunt B told us how a friend of ours stopped by her house in the country. He was riding a bicycle and when he stopped to ask if the cousins were home, he propped his leg on the bottom porch step.

He wore those vintage 1980 gym shorts and clearly hadn't seen the point of wearing underpants. There was slippage. And then peekage.

I was maybe 13 years old or so and hung on every word of this tale.

Here was Aunt B's dilemma as she told it leaning against the breakfast bar in her kitchen, a cup of coffee in her hand. "What was I supposed to do if that thing winked at me? Wink back?"

Up until that moment, I was unaware that they winked.

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Lines that have made me snort with laughter today.

"A crooked penis can be interesting and the ball was probably up there somewhere." Some of you will recognize this.

"Nude wrestling?"
"It got my attention."
"I can see that."
"Whoever wins gets to wear the strap-on."
"And never was there ever a better prize."

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And now I have to get back to writing. Not about penises.

What's keeping you at attention?