Saturday, June 9, 2012
Find the hidden elephant
My mother had it wrong. People without a lick of sense or class are not shunned by society. Some even get their own TV shows.
Every online platform quickly becomes a place to market things.
Chewed gum carelessly wrapped in a tissue and left in a hot car for the entire day will quickly attach itself to every surface - animate and inanimate - you come in contact with after you grab that same tissue while sneezing.
Chewed gum is not so easy to get out of your nose hairs.
I should probably switch to breath mints.
The Vermont Country Store catalog is retro-lover's wet dream. And you can order something from it to clean up after yourself, too.
People who do Calculus to unwind before they go to bed are (fill in the blank).
There is no such thing as a comfortable underwire bra.
Clumpers on Facebook. Who else gets bored with this?
Over to you...