This is the only thing I can muster in these long days of short daylight, an extra workload while I fill in for a vacancy, despair over the suffering of people around the world, inefficiently wishing away a Nor'easter that's punishing the already punished, and a growing deficit of patience for stupidity.
Congratulations Citizens of the United States on voting for the expansion of freedoms.
With love and lots of yawning,
P.S. Let's all agree that we're going to call him PRESIDENT Obama for the next four years, motherfuckers.
P.S.S. Please don't tell my mother I used the word motherfucker. She still possesses the ability to shame me mercilessly.