I could use one about now

I needed this today.

I have things to tell you, but for now I must settle for surreptitiously blogging for a sec during work. It's only Monday and I'm already wishing there was a vodka fountain in this office because even my happy pills aren't quite cutting through the madness.

But this is time sensitive so let's get to it! One of you may have a vacation depending on it.

Order Fifty Shades of Funny before midnight tonight (November 26th) and for every Amazon book order, of the softcover or Kindle, you are eligible for a free beach vacation that includes a week at the Cottages of Shipyard in Hilton Head, a four star resort, and 50,000 US Airways miles (typically good for 2 round-trip tickets in the United States).

The vacation week is August 31-September 7, 2013.

To enter, email your Amazon receipt to dcstanfa@fuse.net.  One random winner will be chosen.

Order the book or I'll send you a cat. A very badly behaved cat. No givebacks.