Before the internet and most especially social media, I had no idea how many people were fans of cats, Dr. Who and bacon.
With these connections, comes learning. I now know cats can't spell, we all want a Tardis and bacon makes people crazy.
Which is precisely why we reacted the way we did when MathMan opened the package of Aberdeen Farms Hardwood Smoked Bacon and found this.
While the bits with meat on them were smokey-delicious, they were, alas, few and far between.
Now if I had that Tardis, I'd travel back to the grocery store two weeks ago and buy some damn Hormel Black Label. Then I'd drop a few cats off at Aberdeen Farms' business office and let them sort things out. They could start with reprogramming your packaging spellcheck because bAkonfAt would be far more accurate.
