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Showing posts with label Search Terms. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2012

Remembering the 3 F Rule

I imagine this set to music, carved on the Great Wall of China, a cave painting somewhere in France, Sanskrit on  palm leaf, set in hieroglyphics at the base of a pyramid. Captured for posterity. We could weep for humanity. Or just blog it.

daisy gardner
she walked through the corn leading down to the river

i love my mom and black metal

column hairdryer
D cup
scent of friendship

that's why
That why

rich people school senior prom date
wild cheryl strayed

big bang theory fail pictures

Remember the 3 F rule. If you're not fucking me, feeding me or financing me, then your opinions really

fun ways to style short hair on teens every day
joan didion

THATS WHY
That's why

am siki (That's turkish)
cat wearing a wig
french painting woman man toast wine cheers
my live webcast
young anais nin

vienna beef logo
vienna beef log

I am on vacation bitch
I am on vacation bitch

Hwy 61 pic
monet metropolitan museum of art
college cheer 1984
casual sex friday

daisy gardner

why a strategy session
laundry on a line

stalking kids online

go go jason waterfalls

parachute open mind
parachute open mind

xhamster free sex mom

How do people find you?

Monday, November 28, 2011

FAIL and FTF FTW

Over the holiday, the manuscript turned into a rewrite which was not all right because I wanted to be done, but then yesterday the answer about my main character appeared out of the steam as I ironed Nate's white button down.

Good thing I remembered to put the iron down. That's his only white oxford shirt. I gripped the side of the ironing board in something close to ecstasy. Gross, I know. But listen, you take your shots where you can get them. I'm just sorry Nate's shirt had to bear witness to the moaning and thrashing about.

Now I'm going to finish this fucker. I've got the bracelet and I'm wearing it. By wearing it, I am accountable to Amy, Teri (who came up with the bracelet idea), Sherry, Lyra, Averil, DebMacDougal Street BabyErika, Bobbi, Laura, Cat, Suzy, and the rest of the creative people who make up this ad hoc writers' group that found each other making smart remarks here.

And it's because of you guys, the reader of this blog, who've urged me on and provided all kinds of creative support.

And a special thanks to the beta readers. I handed you a fairly unfinished mess and you gave me the kind of feedback that has not only made the story more time and location authentic, but it also gave me some ideas for plot lines. And? You were all so incredibly kind about it. Not a one of you sent me back a pile of ashes or hate mail. I love you for that.

Now on to the reason I've called this meeting. It seems I've gained a new blogging niche. How I'm to parlay this into mega advertising dollars or finesse it onto my moldering resume is anyone's guess, but it's something to be able to say that my blog is huge in Canada, Europe and Asia among those seeking FAIL photos. Or fotos as one googler put it.

Click the image to see the gory details.
People from Luxembourg, Belgium, Ottawa, France, Switzerland, Romania, Quebec, Tunisia (Africa, represent!), The Czech Republic, Sweden, Slovenia, Holland, Italy, Denmark, Thailand, Slovakia, Turkey, Montreal, Poland, Germany, even Mexico, they're all searching for FAIL and finding me.

I'm not sure I like how that sounds. Let try again. They're landing on this post, but really they're looking for the photos on it. And they're particularly interested in the hairy guy.

I wonder if he knows how sought after he is. Then again, maybe this gets filed under blissful ignorance.

Tell me about your holiday. Good? Indifferent? Bad? Fistfights? Did you eat too much, drink too much, tell your Uncle Jeb to get stuffed? Pumpkin pie or pecan? What did you do with the sweet potatoes?