Bizzy Blogger Placeholder: Dear Memphis, Please don't take this personally

So what is it that you want? LOL Cats? Well, the cats I know don't make me laugh so much lately. The stealth pooper is still at it and I'm perplexed about how to fix him. Nothing seems to work - massages, sweet nothings in his pointy, twitchy ears, tearful threats, a new natty diamond collar....nothing.

So instead I give you the song that has me dancing around my office and embarrassing myself because I forgot to close the blinds and the people coming and going in the therapists' office across the way need a good laugh anyway.

Shimmy with me, why don't you........?

I defy you to not sway.
Liars to that effect will be treated to what he keeps in the Royal Crown bag.........you heard me.