My youngest daughter and I were watching television when this commercial came on.
She cleared her throat and said, "Okay, so I get the message that it's supposed to enhance satisfaction, whatever that means, but what exactly is the point of KY?"
"Rub your hands together. See how that friction feels?"
"Okay, now imagine if you were to put some lubrication like oil on your hands, what would happen?"
She looked at her hands for a moment then said, "There would be less friction."
"Right. Do you need me to explain further? You know, you make your own. When a woman is sexually aroused---"
She cut me off. "You can stop right there. The last time we had a conversation like this, you ended up telling me about nipple clamps."
"Oh. Right. Hey, you started it. Did you need me to explain what they mean by satisfaction?"
Under her breath. "My future therapist is going to be one busy person."